Weird Japanese Sea Creature
I'm not sure if this is real or not, but I'm going to have nightmares either way. You see one of them close up about a minute into the video, but the whole thing is worth a watch.
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I'm not sure if this is real or not, but I'm going to have nightmares either way. You see one of them close up about a minute into the video, but the whole thing is worth a watch.
I am completely freaked out.
ReplyDeleteNeed to know about this.
WHAT IS IT?
Its all cgi. It was pretty obvious to me. The whole thing is shot with 1st person movie style direction, like cloverfield, and it had a clear and definite structure.
ReplyDeleteVery fake, but WTF nonetheless.
yeah its a viral ad, but a very wtf viral ad
ReplyDeleteIt looks cg when it's a group of them climbing the rock face but its a practical animitronic when they begin poking it. Especially when it flips over. ROBOT.
ReplyDeletesoon those japs will be putting their genitals in places they shouldn't
ReplyDeleteWHO'S THAT POKAMAN!?
ReplyDeleteOk, so it's fake, still... bleh!
ReplyDeletescary...i'm scared..it scared the f*** out of me at the end +_+
ReplyDeleteFrom the upcoming release: "Attack of the JellySphincters!"
ReplyDeleteim sure thats not real.
ReplyDeletebut still thats pretty cruel. you dont go pouring coca-cola on random sea creatures... its not very nice.
it totally jizzed on em
ReplyDeletei want one of those for my birthday!! make it two in case one dies.
ReplyDeleteThis is Japanese porn.
ReplyDeleteIf it's fake, it's still a ''wtf Japan seriously'' video. How could someone, other than Japanese, could have imagine that ?
ReplyDeleteIf it's real, weird creature's porn like this one will be soon posted on Youporn... If it's not already.
LMAO, it was like they were filming a soft hentai. Then it JIZZED all over them! PRICELESS
ReplyDeletedumb fucking americans....
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck do Americans have to do with this?
DeleteExactly flipping idiot, as u can see it says weirs JAPANESE sea creature. It has nothing to do with anericans. Kmrt
DeleteThat was sexy
ReplyDeleteii liked it
ReplyDeleteExcellent, it totally got them in the eye at the end. I did not know robot technology had advanced to the point of robots being able to jizz all over spooked Japanese guys. YAY TECHNOLOGY!
ReplyDeleteCheck out the full, unedited video on YouTube. There's a shot of those things scurrying away on the rock face, and after the dudes get squirted, it literally explodes.
ReplyDeletewtf m8.
I think that's called the whispering eye
ReplyDeleteHah vag monster
ReplyDeleteImagine if that's a vagina. haha.
ReplyDeleteWho could've guessed it would reverse bukkake the guys messing with it?
ReplyDeleteLooks like it...jizzed on their pants!
ReplyDeleteIt's a FAKE, that's what it is.
ReplyDeleteits a jellyfish you idiots
ReplyDeleteThis just goes to show that everyone love Coke-a-Cola. Even Japanese sea vaginas...
ReplyDeleteThat's what you get for pouring Coke over the poor thing! It was either a warning or it had an orgasm.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like a mobile vagina. Suprized they didn't screw it lol
ReplyDeleteIt was part of the Cloverfield viral campaign.
ReplyDeletelol, this is so fake it hurts.
ReplyDeletesurprised the poster and some people even wondered.
IT'S AFRAID!
ReplyDeleteIt's totally a butthole.
ReplyDeleteyou were attacked by a wild vagina in the long grass
ReplyDeleteWould you like to name this caught Pokemon?
ReplyDeleteYes, Coca-Cola is always the answer.
ReplyDeletesae vagina just cummed back. that what u get for putting a stick up of it. and i think its real
ReplyDeleteHAHA! Looks like a vagina!! XD
ReplyDeletexD holy crap where it started spurting that white stuff i actually jumped
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ReplyDeleteソーセージーコラーチと言う
ReplyDeleteHow is it that people can so easily confuse a rectum for a vagina?
ReplyDeleteyeah, it looked like a vagina. And it was happy XD
ReplyDeleteIt looks like rectum, vagina and mouth of my ex :S
ReplyDeletethey are korean
ReplyDeletewhy would they pour that stuff on it
ReplyDeleteits a head crab from half life
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteAnyone else wanna go to Japan? I heard they had a good deal on Seafood right now with a hint of coke and a side of mayonnaise.
ReplyDeleteand that was the orgin of hentai
ReplyDeleteFzke without hesitation. Just watch a few times the part when the creatures get off the rock, you'll see some of them literally disappear without moving.
ReplyDeleteThe other part is great job, but I guess it's just some other WTFJaporn :)
The speed at which those things moves can't be explained by its snail-like body.
ReplyDeleteDon't give it Coca-Cola, you moron, that's how they divide and multiply!
ReplyDeleteMIST WRATH!!!!!
ReplyDeletewraith*
ReplyDeleteI choose you vaginachu, also closest those guys are getting to one.
ReplyDeletelooks like me when i get off for my internet buddy
ReplyDelete>_<
one word: METROID!
ReplyDeleteI shall name it, Reginald
ReplyDeleteWow. First thing people think to do when finding a strange creature? Poke it with a stick,
ReplyDeletehahahah it´s reminds me the jelly fish of sponge bob´s cartoon hahaha
ReplyDeleteit was so obvious it ws fake,hahah
i would like to stick my dick in it
ReplyDeleteHad the Tsunami tossed that up from the ocean floor I wouldn't been too surprised.
ReplyDeleteThe first thing I would have done was poke that thing with a stick xP
ReplyDeleteyou're walking on the beach. a wild anus appears!
ReplyDeleteyou choose poke with a stick!
nothing happened
you choose stick the stick inside it!
the wild anus ejaculated!
Looks kind of like the floods you find in Halo ><"
ReplyDelete(Now you know why they are deadly xD)
Laughed so hard...
ReplyDeletei'm sorry but it looked like that thing had an orgasm so intense that it exploded
ReplyDeleteThis is going to give me nightmares
ReplyDeletehey, stop messing with random and rare sea creatures and other mystery animals! they have feelings too, uh, well at least most of them, but the japanese people killed one, which is a mean and stupid way of making animals go EXTINCT! go find out about the wolves, they were almost like that, they have been over hunted ;(
ReplyDeletelol i like how it exploded
ReplyDeletehey you do know its fake anon aug 16th!! if not try looking it up and see if an animal like this truly exists, its funny how people will rant and rave before they know what the hell they truly are bitching about.. makes you look stupid
ReplyDeleteother then that its a funny video!!
omg im gonna have a nightmare..
ReplyDeleteThis was actually a fake video that was made by people for a Japanese porn site. Yeah...
ReplyDeleteFirst of all .... When it blew up ... That was the ONLY time I didn't think it was a 'robot' anymore ... I mean there was no internal mechanism that blew out with it ... I also find it particularly interesting how the breathing pattern was identical both times it was poked ... Or how it became still when the soda hit it ... As far as it's insides who knows what gases or liquids could have sped up the carbonation process into having it explode ... It seemed to try and expel the liquid before hand but ended up not keeping up with carbonation ... Either way it's disturbing and I won't be able to sleep tonight Thank You...lol
ReplyDeleteWas macht der mensch wenn er eine neue art findet?er sticht die tiere mit nem stock.......schade das das ein fake ist..
ReplyDeleteAnd this kids, is what your grandmothers vagina looks like
ReplyDeleteput yo dong in it
ReplyDeleteThe fact that it looks like a vagina should have been a good "fake" tip-off. Come on; it's Japan.
ReplyDeleteif they were real i would want to try pouring coke on them.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how or why, but my first thought was omfg real life kirbys!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAliens.
ReplyDeletei got a boner is that wrong?
ReplyDeleteIts not fake its a type of sea cucumber
ReplyDeletew00t that pussy exploided
ReplyDelete