Horseman Cooks Wild Mushrooms

I'm putting this video behind a cut, because has borderline nudity. Thanks to all you weird people who emailed me this.

86 comments:

  1. Oh wow, just wow. By the looks of it, that wasnt some ordinary mushrooms. It cannot be unseen...

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  2. OOOOLLLD stuff

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  3. one of the higher lvl bosses of the internet. his battle music is great.

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  4. This guy just likes to be naked

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  5. My head. Is so. Extremely. Full. Of. wut.

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  6. That's Kefka's boss battle music from Final Fantasy 6. This is some of the craziest shit I have ever seen. Nuts.

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  7. What happened to this guy that he had to conpensate for it in this way... i do NOT want to know... and ppl think i'm a freak

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  8. is it weird that I masturbated to this?

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  9. must've been a full moon.....

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  10. while he's eating he's covering himself up with a gas mask...

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  11. I only watched it for 2 minutes and a part of me died a little.

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  12. OH MY GOSH
    that was by far one of the most peculiar things i have ever seen in my life...

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  13. someone take those mushrooms away from him!!

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  14. can someone translate the "steps" ?

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  15. There are many reasons that I am glad that I am not a female anime character... one of my newest and probably the top reasons has to be... I don't want some creepy necked guy with a freaky horse mask sitting on a likeness of me. >_> That's nightmarish... >_O

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  16. i swear, this makes me want to vomit, put on ear plugs, and wear dual eye patches

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  17. i.. i .. i just got confused by this and i got a trauma of this...

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  18. These videos are making me racist =(

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    1. Me too. I can't stand American intolerance. So, am I a racist for feeling this way?

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    2. HAHAHA! But this is weird.~lol

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  19. iawtc of internet boss this is all he could possibly be.

    I don't know what the steps were, but I do know that those mushrooms were amanita muscaria, which is poisonous and psychoactive, but can sometimes be an almost-safe edible if you boil the toxins from them.

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    1. Your wrong it was not Amanita Muscaria, the mushrooms lacked white dots

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    2. What? Watch the video. There are very obvious white dots all over them when he picks them.

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  20. Kefka's occasional laugh throughout the entire thing made me lol entirely too hard.

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  21. omg! i'll search for the michael jackson and miku dancing videos now, this made me happy xD

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  22. I think this is a WTF in Japanese "WTF Seriously" moments.

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  23. Warning: eating Fly Agaric mushrooms can lead to horse masks

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  24. where do you watch it?

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  25. umm, i'm not even sure how should i react
    one thing for sure though, i'll never see a gasmask the same way as before...

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  26. I like the wall scroll in the background. :D

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  27. thank gawd for tiny dicks...or that might have been offensive...

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  28. Omg. I didn't know that Hiroshima had SUCH horrible effects...

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  29. And a hotplate!

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  30. Not sure if these mushrooms grow in Japan, but the ones in this vid look kinda like Amanita Muscaria, which is known to have hallucinogenic effects.

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  31. The very end... lol wut

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  32. i dont think this was particularly sick or uncomfortable to watch. and the nudity was in no way shocking. the music added a creepiness and yes it was a v eccentric video, but hardly disturbing, some peeps are too easily freaked out.

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  33. THANK YOU SO MUCH. I've been looking for this video since the first time i saw it, and it's been impossible so far. ARIGATOU LOL

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  34. i... i don't get what's so.. sick about this.

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  35. i'm german and this is strange even for me!

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  36. And this is what the worldwide internet has done for us.

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  37. WTF indeed.

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  38. i think i have those same gas mask underwears!!

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  42. are you sure that david lynch didnt direct this?

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  43. This is wrong on so many levels it's like fighting enemies from all levels 0 to 4 itself! AT ONCE!

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  44. He's a lunatic!

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  45. He's doing that video just for the heck of it. Maybe he's on hallucinogens? That he became delusional.

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  46. dude his dick is in a vaporizer

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  47. just kidding that's not a vaporizer lolz

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  48. ZOMG!?!?! CHILD PR0NZ!!! RUB TEH PEN0R WIN TEH GHOST!!!

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  49. Did I just reach the end of the internet?

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  50. no wonder why we kicked their butts in WW2.

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  51. Dont stop reading this or you'll die........
    You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong.
    I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More ... See More idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong.
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    Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can.
    Mary.
    Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong.
    "I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here."
    Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death.
    So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on.
    0 people- You will be killed by Mary on the nearest possibe Sunday at midnight
    5 people- You will be severely injured.
    10 people- You will see bloody Mary in your Mirror
    15 people- You will be left un-harmed
    20 people- You will find alot of money on the floor.
    50 people-You will find alot of money on the floor

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  52. I have said this before about some people (on this site even) and I will say it again. This guy.. has bigger balls than all of us combined to air this on the internet

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  53. speaking of which, I dont think he was chopping that onion properly

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  54. DEAR GOD WHY!?!??!?!?!!? I NEED FUCKING BRAIN/EYE/MEMORY BLEACH!!!

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  55. Well i suppose this cant go unseen... TO 4CHAN!!! DUDUM!

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  56. What's Hatsune Miku doing at the end?

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  57. Hahaha i love it, especially the music 8-)

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  58. I found that sexy for some reason O_o

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  59. This is what happens if you get way too addicted to anime and Final Fantasy. Right now my brain is fucked! I might even get nightmares from watching this.

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  60. I can't believe I just saw this video from the beggining to the end without a pause.

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  61. The anime posters and dancing only make this guy seem creepier.

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  62. this music is totally from final fantasy 6.

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  63. moon walk lawl 5:58

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  64. It's fly agaric- a halucinogenic mushroom from europa and asia. He is tripping balls. I've seen worse. Try watching any Lars Von Trier movie all the way through.

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  65. At first I was mildly disturbed. Then I realized that this is how the world should be. I think Japan has finally broken my brain.

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  66. Came buckets.

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  67. Someone is shrooming ahahaha so linking everyone to this

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  68. I don't think it should be considered "WTF" if it's clearly *intended* to be weird and trippy. Just my opinion... the intent takes the shock value out of it.

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  69. my brain...it does not understand what that was...

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  70. this is worse than gore

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  71. seruisly whatever was in those mushrooms....i dont want it o.0

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  72. Those mushrooms are poisonous! Wtf, you don't just eat any mushroom you find in the woods! =O

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  73. This man's name is Wotaken, and he is a Japanese performance artist.

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  74. There goes my eye-virginity

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  75. WHAT WHY WHEN WHAT FOR JEEEEZZZZ!!!!!!!!WOTAKEN LORD OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS!

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  76. WHAT WHY WHEN WHAT FOR JEEEEZZZZ!!!!!!!!WOTAKEN LORD OF UNCONSCIOUSNESS!

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